trying to work up the courage to start working through the list of job agencies’ phone numbers i have to call
so my aunt and uncle brought my baby second-cousin (their granddaughter) over to my grandmother’s house. she’s only ten months old, but she can say a few words like mum and dad and “this”. i haven’t seen her since she was about two months old, so i’m a stranger to her.
my grandmother has a huge picture of all of us grandkids over the couch in the living room, and the baby looked at the picture, pointed at it, and then pointed at me and said “this!”
i think the best part about living in my grandmother’s house is that she’s almost deaf and that means i can do shit like talk on the phone or sing or practice languages without feeling ridiculously self-conscious
growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
someone needs to photoshop charlotte’s dress to red so that they match
anyone want to play cards against humanity with me?
you know what i love? passports with the chip in them that you can scan.
customs took ten seconds at the airport yesterday.