so my family was watching sherlock last night and it was the part in blind banker where sherlock’s on john’s computer, and tells him that the password wasn’t difficult to guess
and my brother turns to me with a shit-eating grin and goes “sherlock-heart-heart-xxx”
i’m so proud
laceuprainbow replied to your post “when you get rejected from a part-time minimum wage job that you are…”
-sits by you and reflects- I feel your pain.
it totally sucks, lace
i’m so upset i just made myself a tequila sunrise. didn’t even measure the tequila, but i’m pretty sure it’s more than a double :/
when you get rejected from a part-time minimum wage job that you are qualified for and have specific experience doing
you start thinking that maybe it’s you.
It’s time to try defying gravity-
-Like a shooting star, I can go the distance-
-Kiss me goodbye I’m defying gravity-
-I will search the world, I will face its harms-
-I’m Flying high, I’m defying gravity-
-I don’t care how far, I can go the distance-
-And you won’t bring me down! And you won’t bring me down-
-‘Til I find my hero’s welcome right where I-
-And you won’t bring me…
I forgot I had saved this- WoW what a good.
school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not
The only time I’ve ever been sent home from school was when the snow was so bad that cars were veering off the road and on to the pavement on the walk home; and the time we had a power cut. We still had school during the only hurricane of my lifetime.
The only time I remember being sent home from school was when I was about seven and there was a cyclone, and it wasn’t until the school was flooded to about knee height that they were like ‘hm maybe these kids should be at home??’
in high school we got sent home from school due to bad air quality from wildfires.
haha the x-files episode i’m watching has 1993!mark sheppard in it
Notice only 20 shades of gray
It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors
In response to that last comment^^
Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.
Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.
Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.
Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.
Well, that explains…
my lil brother is such a fuckin sweetie
he just got paid so he’s buying me a t-shirt TAT
Did you see Benedict Cumberbatch won an Emmy?
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
no. the exact amount plus $5. you’d make yourself an actual millionaire without doing ANYTHING. imagine how much that’d piss off your nagging family members insisting you go to post secondary and make something of yourself.
okay but what if you went to buy an expensive house or something? let’s postulate you want to buy a nice house in a nice neighborhood in california. you’re looking at $1,000,000, easy. have you seen how much space $1,000,000 actually takes up? the highest us bill denomination in circulation is $100. that’s 10,000 bills, suddenly in your pocket. your pocket would explode, possibly violently injuring you in the process. 10,000 paper cuts to your upper thigh. so you’re lying there, bleeding out through your femoral artery, surrounded by 10,000 $100 bills scattered all over the floor. people around you are making a mad scramble for the money, because hey, free cash, and no one bothers to call an ambulance until it’s too late. you die from blood loss. genie wins.